Because when you are making chili for dinner your knife doesn't slip up the side of the rather large onion and slice into the fat, doughy base of your thumb. Owie. Hey, Mr. Man, the knife needs some attention.
Also at this time I would like you to remember to hold said wound above your heart while applying pressure, it is supposed to slow the blood loss down. Mm'kay?
God I love Nexcare bandages.
At least we have enough chili for a family of 20. Can anybody ever cook for just two? I was at the deli in Wegman's a of couple weeks ago and this woman only ordered two slices of cheese. What? Just two slices?
My immediate thought was somebody has eating issues and then I thought, she probably has the cleanest refrigerator in town.
Speaking of which, I have to throw that into the hardhat of chores. For just two people our fridge is loaded with some long forgotten, not-so-timeless meals that's for sure. If I start chucking things blindly into the garbage Mr. Man comes to help. Heh, heh, heh...
HIM: Hey don't throw that out. That cheese is still good.
ME: It smells like feet and it has mold on it.
HIM: It's supposed to smell like feet and have mold on it.
When you finish cleaning your fridge, please come a little further north and scrape the milk of off the glass shelves in mine. Milk is supposed to be in the jug, not on the shelves, right?
Posted by: Toni | October 31, 2008 at 02:28 PM
Please post pictures of cut. Cannot properly control the level of mirth if you do not show the injury!
Posted by: Michelle | November 01, 2008 at 10:14 PM